"Fucking Thing Sucks"

Coined by Bill O'Rielly's freak out. (YouTube it if you don't have a clue)

Abbreviated by the gangsters at Cascadia Community College.

Can be found on several physics and calc exams.
Student 1: Dude, you just take the integral of it!
Student 2: WTF!? There's no words on it! FTS!!!
by Professor.Awesome December 20, 2009
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Fts, I'm out; this meeting is so lame.

I just want to do, what I like to do. Be far from reality, 'cause I can't stand society. So FTS!

by z0di4c July 23, 2008
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-"fuck man i have double methods tomorrow.."
-"ohhh fts"

or

-"i cant get the answer to this question..fts im going to bed"
by age&pooj March 06, 2008
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FTS is an an acronym for Fuck That Shit, and is used similarly to "screw that" or "no way"
A:Hey tony, do you want to go cordless bungee jumping?
B: FTS I don't have a death wish!
by mkm July 19, 2013
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"Fuck That Shit" When you cant say Fuck that Shit...like in public.
When nothings going right, and your in a public place where cussing is not cool...just say FTS
by j April 24, 2004
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An acronym for Fuck this shit, which is only used when you find something so annoying, need to ragequit (See Ragequit or ragequitting), or when you just get fed up and need to let anger out, regardless if it'll make a scene or not. Tends to happen in MW2 or any other really addicting game or in a workplace.
Example 1:(Office setting in work, names are not real in any way, shape or form)
(Dave typing on computer, and suddenly computer freezes)

Dave: ARGH FUCK.
Other Worker: Dave something the matter?
Dave: Yeah my work is fucking gone, no thanks to this crap computer.
Boss: Dave where's that paper?
Dave: Computer froze, and I don't have it.
Boss: Get back to it or you're fired.
*Dave gets up, flips his desk, and smashes his computer*
Dave: FTS, I'm leaving. Just because I'm not going to swear at you.
Boss: You're fired!
Dave: You know what? I take it back. Fuck this shit and FUCK YOU!

Example 2: (Kid playing MW2)
Troll in game: You mad bro?
Kid: FTS!
*Throws Controller*
by Taeron November 12, 2010
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