fuck the queen
Used by people who rightly so oppose the british monarchy

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

The original definition, found all over the walls of Northern Ireland's nationalist areas. Fuck the Queen!

FTQ means "For The Queen!" Usually used in message's boards and MMORPG's such as WoW as a war cry, when it also comes handy in any Role Play forum, today's spammers also use it as a reference to denote inactivity and boredom, applying it again as a war cry to demand more posts.

For the quickie.

Is said when you know you're getting laid or pity sex.

For the Queer! It's like FTW but when you want to make a homo joke but you're actually no homo.