Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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FTFW means "For The F***ing Win" So now you know
What dose ftfw mean ? It means "For The F***ing Win"
by harmlesstoU November 06, 2017
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Ftfw: fuck the free world. Meaning no gives are give to the world. Not it. It self. The universe would of been fucking way better if humans didnt evolve
Is john key spying on me. Well ftfw bitch
by crazys the new normal. 👍 March 06, 2015
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Full-Time Fuck Wit.

A person who is a complete idiot/dickhead/tool/retard all the time (as opposed to part-time or just some of the time). This term especially pertains to people in the workplace and those that contribute negatively to a team/group of individuals.
These individuals are often found in sheltered workshop type places of employment -government institutions/universities and other bureaucracies. The FTFW may have been employed is this place for far too long, yield far to much power, slack/lazy employee or just be a plain waste of space.
The full-time fuckwit was working so slowly and ineffectively on the project that I was asked to stop what I was doing and help him.

The full-time fuckwit blamed others for their own mismanagement and shortcomings.
I have no idea what she actually does around here-she just a FTFW.
by iamalavalamp June 22, 2009
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