by jiggaman212 February 02, 2010
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(abv.) abbreviation for "Fuck The Dumb Shit".
1 - Expression used in the case when somebody is making a choice where the person makes the more intelligent of the options.
2 - Expression used to describe a state of mind where one does not let the small or pointless things affect them.
3 - Expression used to describe when somebody goes beast mode.
1 - Expression used in the case when somebody is making a choice where the person makes the more intelligent of the options.
2 - Expression used to describe a state of mind where one does not let the small or pointless things affect them.
3 - Expression used to describe when somebody goes beast mode.
1)
Johnny: Would you rather have a ham sandwich or a fillet mignon for lunch?
Chuck: FTDS! I'll take option 2!
2)
Chuck: But Microsoft stock went down 2 points...
Johnny: FTDS. It doesn't matter. Let's get the fillets anyway.
3)
Tim: I think Chuck and Johnny are currently fucking the dumb shit for lunch.
Johnny: Would you rather have a ham sandwich or a fillet mignon for lunch?
Chuck: FTDS! I'll take option 2!
2)
Chuck: But Microsoft stock went down 2 points...
Johnny: FTDS. It doesn't matter. Let's get the fillets anyway.
3)
Tim: I think Chuck and Johnny are currently fucking the dumb shit for lunch.
by Honest Johnny May 23, 2008
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my rent check is due and i am need of be tending to my apartment and other obligations, but i am going to wind up hopefully getting at most 2 hours of sleep head down on my desk at work. FTD!
by GrimWorker March 02, 2010
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Have you seen the news feed today? People are spreading FTD's faster than the cast members of Jersey Shore on spring break.
by PROSTASIS.com May 04, 2011
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by shedded June 15, 2010
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For the Dick.
Yo dude, looks like ur surving prison time... FTD!.
(when a sports team does bad) They just went all out FTD.
FTW? more like FTD! BEOTCH.
(when a sports team does bad) They just went all out FTD.
FTW? more like FTD! BEOTCH.
by whatchill October 25, 2010
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