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FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.
“Damn! He really a ft dad.” Ft Dad/Mom
“I wish she wasn’t such a ft mom.” Ft Dad/Mom
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by MiddleChildJokes October 13, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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