A fake pants boner. When your slacks hitch up around your groin and it looks like you have a boner when you don't.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

First posted by. When reposting an article of interest for your entire Facebook group, this courteously gives credit to your friend who originally posted the article.

Fat Pussy Bitch, a really fat chick who wears those spandex pants that she really shouldn't wear.

Fat Pussy Bitch, a girl with a meaty pussy

Abbreviation for Fine Pristine Bitch; alt. Fine Pristine Babe. Applies only to girls who meet these requirements:

1. Outstanding body
2. Not a dipshit

(For girls who fit the first requirement but not the second, see DJS)

Fat Psychotic Bitch