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Acronym for First Post After A Red Name.

On some discussion forums, especially gaming forums, there is a forum metagame to see who can get the first post following that of a "red name" (a "red name" is typically a developer/employee of the company that makes the game the forums are dedicated to. So named due to their forum handle typically having a special color, such as the typical red).
Yay, I got my first FPARN on my favorite game's forums!
by Daemodand September 25, 2012
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Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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