May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Guy 1: Dude, she was hot when I took her home but when I woke up this morning she gained 200 pounds!
Guy 2: *FP*
Guy 2: *FP*
by Hameed Bach December 06, 2010
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Short for 'Fat Pussy.'
Used to describe someone who is known for making excuses or backing out of plans.
Originated at UC Davis to describe students who did not want to partake in drunken festivities.
Used to describe someone who is known for making excuses or backing out of plans.
Originated at UC Davis to describe students who did not want to partake in drunken festivities.
by The Original FP June 08, 2005
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Fat Potential, used in the movie "Sasquatch Gang" to describe a skinny girl in a store, who in the future could inflate
by rumble in the jungle December 09, 2008