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“I really don’t feel like going to Ben’s party but I don’t want to miss out on the food”..
“Was the work dinner good? I have FOMOOF so bad”.
“Was the work dinner good? I have FOMOOF so bad”.
by Phoebe Kavanagh August 18, 2017
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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"Fear of missing out on food". The fear that if you miss a lunch or meal your taste buds and belly will miss out on some amazing delicious goodies.
Advice or helpful tips:
1. never stand in the way of a FOMOOF
2. To get back in the good graces of a FOMOOF throw food at them and it has to be the same kind of food that landed you in the dog house (ex: if you forgot to offer some delicious chocolate covered blueberries to a FOMOOF than you need to find some chocolate that the FOMOOF has not tried to fix your faux pas)
3. A FOMOOF will recognize another FOMOOF
4. FOMOOF come in all shapes. We blend well.
5. A FOMOOF can convert a non-FOMOOF but not visa versa. Once a FOMOOF always a FOMOOF
Advice or helpful tips:
1. never stand in the way of a FOMOOF
2. To get back in the good graces of a FOMOOF throw food at them and it has to be the same kind of food that landed you in the dog house (ex: if you forgot to offer some delicious chocolate covered blueberries to a FOMOOF than you need to find some chocolate that the FOMOOF has not tried to fix your faux pas)
3. A FOMOOF will recognize another FOMOOF
4. FOMOOF come in all shapes. We blend well.
5. A FOMOOF can convert a non-FOMOOF but not visa versa. Once a FOMOOF always a FOMOOF
Even though she was full, Heather's fomoof got the best of her and she purchased the bag of Doritos collisions.
by ITH09052016 December 01, 2016