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Flat Out Miracle

A surprise that could only happen because of supernatural action. Waaaay Beyond a regular miracle.
I talked to my ex last night and it’s a FOM that we are getting back together.
by Marielyn June 03, 2019
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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An acronym for the phrase "Far Out Man"
Mainly to be used in online chat but it can be used irl
Person A: I just ate some of the best pizza rolls
Person B: FOM
by PaleOgre October 03, 2006
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acronym for "freak out moment"
one can be "fomming" meaning they are
having a freak out moment
one can be a fommer meaning this is
a person who has many freak out moments

originated in Kenosha, Wisconsin
Don't fom.

(Don't have a freak out moment.)
by ESL girl April 16, 2010
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Fear of Missing Something. The emotion that compels you to join your friends when you know you shouldn't or really don't feel like it.
I was really tired from the night before but I got a serious case of the FOMS and went out anyway.
by KenMac July 12, 2005
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Fear of Missing Something. Constant worry of friends having fun while you're doing something else.
Damn, the girls are going to Dewey Beach this week-end and I have to go to a family wedding. I'm going to have major FOMS.
by R Street Gurl March 15, 2009
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