Ridiculously long acronym which stands for "Falling Out of Chairm Rolling On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass off." Was probably once used to express a large amount of amusement, but has since diminished in its glory...

What started with LOLsoon turned into an epidemic, and the results can be seen all over the internet.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.