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Pronounciation: (eff-enn-deed).

Short for "future endeavored," in itself a roundabout way of explaining that a person has left an organization, usually not of their own volition although experiences vary. The non-abbreviated form was popularized by World Wrestling Entertainment, which is known to routinely wish its departees well in all their future endeavors.

Usually used literally, but can also be used facetiously to predict the eventual fate of someone.
1. Shelton Benjamin got FND'ed? Those bastards!
2. They finally FND'ed Eric Escobar. It's about time.
3. They don't even know which brand they want JTG on? Sounds like someone's the next one to be FND'ed...
by sVybDy May 04, 2010
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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