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or Fuck My Wife. Used literally, or in place of FML.
please FMW.
by jpfd106 March 29, 2011
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
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1. "Dude we need to be up at six tomorrow,"

"Aww FMW, I hate my life."

2. "Fuck my wife! She is nice!"
by spanky360 March 10, 2010
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An abbreviation for 'Flying Mushroom Welt.'
Typically a disciplinary manuever for when a bitch is out of line, a mushroom welt taken to the sky for extra firepower.
That bitch bit my Dick so hard, I had to give her an FMW.
by CCJ0617 May 09, 2020
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A revolutionary Japanese wrestling promotion. One of the first promotions with "Deathmatches" (Extremely violent wrestling matches, usually involving lots of weapons and blood). The promotion closed down shortly after there main star Hayabusa (who in my opinion, is the best japanese wrestler ever) snapped his neck during a match, causing him to get paralyzed (However he gained a little control of his legs years later, so he can walk with the use of a cain).
Guy 1: Tokyopop released 14 different FMW dvd's, which one is your favorite?

Guy 2: Mine is "International Slaughterhouse: FMW VS ECW" 2 great promotion's dishing it out.
by Fat Chick Thrilla February 28, 2008
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"For the mother fuckin' win", meaning something awesome happened.
Dude, I got pulled over but talked my way out of an $85 ticket, FMW!!
by notta_chance March 09, 2010
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Person A tells a joke
Person B tells the truth, thus ruining the joke
Person A says 'FMW'
by clmaxwell December 11, 2008
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