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Fuck Me To Sleep. Used to express severe annoyance or exasperation.
FMTS, my test score was so awful!
by Nutty201 December 26, 2017
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
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fondle my testicles - similar to SMD but easier and less likely to cause STDs
girl: listen to my feelings!
boy: FMT
girl: y?
boy: its easier and less likely to cause STDs than SMD
girl: k
by weejooooooo March 28, 2010
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Short and snappy version of the phrase "Fuck My Tits" used to express extreme emotions, usually those pertaining to exasperation, stress or near-orgasmic pleasure.
#1. My exam today was awful. FMT.

#2. OMG, bacon pepperoni pizza. FMT.
by emo(y) October 14, 2009
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Fuck my typing skills. Generally used after a typo
Did u see tit?
*It
fmts
by Maniacmixklutz April 08, 2009
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I was playing TDM in CoD, got 33 kills, only 4 deaths, and lost anyway. The next best guy on my team got 5 kills and 17 deaths. FMT.
by Dave0401 August 03, 2010
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FMT if you have big feet

FMT if you believe in gay marriage

FMT if you love this photo
by Nicholas Cage I March 26, 2013
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