by Cutmasta Roland January 18, 2010
FMTL is the abbreviation for Fuck My Time Line. Just as you might use FML to end a story about how annoying your personal life is, apply FMTL when discussing annoying stories about current events, politics, etc.
I really thought that our politics had gotten to maximum absurdity, and now Kanye is running for the White House. FMTL.
by pilcrow5 July 22, 2020