Urban Dictionary: FMP

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Acronym: Fuck Me Pumps

She was wearing FMP's, so we figured she was a slut.

by cfm March 21, 2005

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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.

by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015

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"Fuck Me Pumps"
Pumps as in shoes, fuck me being the describing adjective

Be sure to wear your FMPs to the club tonight!

by K King May 12, 2005

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Guy: you look so hot today.
Gurl: So? what your point?
Guy: FMP
Gurl: ok.. why not.. (has dad issues)

by acedah4xx0r October 26, 2011

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Obviously "feel my pain," what the hell is fuck me pumps?

1 : "Dude, I just got a 38 on my pre-cal test!"
2 : "FMP dude."

by bafomit March 09, 2010

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An abbreviation of "Fuck Mah Pussy." A phrase, as flexible as a snake, which can be added to any statement. It works best with bold or off color statements, rendering them bolder or more off color.

I'm not going to come with you to the Spice Girls reunion concert. You can FMP, you bitch.

by Diddy_01 April 14, 2008

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"fuck me please" can be used either as a pronoun or as a verb when discussing a person of major sexyness

(usually a female referring to a male)

pro:girl1: "HOLY SHIT...have you seen the new kid?!

girl2: "Zomg, yea total fmp"

verb: girl:"holy crap, i just want him to fmp"

by Alivio November 13, 2009

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