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Fuck My Life In The Ass. Pronounced 'eff-em-leeta'. A twist on the ever so popular FML.
Last night I had to sleep outside in freezing temperatures out in the middle of no where. Fmlita.
by fmlita89 July 30, 2009
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Fuck My Life In The Ass.

A welcomed addition to fml, FMLITA brings fml to a whole nother level of suck-ness.
I just had a major nosebleed infront of that hot chick...FMLITA!
by yllwsnow July 03, 2009
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