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Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML
Being the girlfriend would be an example of being FML'd since you did not post the fml, but you are mentioned/involved in it.
Being the girlfriend would be an example of being FML'd since you did not post the fml, but you are mentioned/involved in it.
by Bro Montana March 29, 2009
Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem
n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem
(from a TV ad for HD television)
n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem
(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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friend- hey i know you were away but thought i would text you your gcse grades - U U U U U U E E F D
you- omg fmlds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you- omg fmlds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Eloe6772 October 10, 2010
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Acronym for "fuck my life dude." Originating from the "No Sleep: College Remix" song, F.M.L.D. is a play off of Wiz Khalifa's lyric "T.G.O.D. (Taylor Gang or Die).
by phillyFaz April 12, 2011