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Fuck Me For Trying.

An initialism along the lines of FML. Whereas FML describes the fact that sometimes shit happens, FMFT implies a more active endeavor to achieve an intended goal or result. THEN, shit happens anyway.
When that lady dropped her wallet I tried to return it to her, but she kneed me in the groin and called me a thief. FMFT.
by ToddPM May 20, 2010
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