Ay, look at that FMF across the street!

Sally: FMF?
Debbie: Nah, look at those moobs he has.

So the other day I saw my 2 best girl friends trying to get with my man, FMF!

"damn that guy KEVIN URQUHART is a fmf"

You: I just one a $1000 on a scratch ticket!!!
Me: No Way! FMF!!!
You: FMF?
Me: Yea, Fuck Me Filthy!!!!
You: Mmmmm, okay!! ;)

Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FMF

Yoo...look at that chick!!

Nah Chill, thats a FMF!

Have you ever seen FMF, the best movie ever made?