Fuck my Friends.
Someone who has completely distanced himself from his friends, becoming someone who no longer has any. For whatever reason, he/she has decided to fuck having/talking to their friends, hence the term, Fuck my Friends.
Dude what the fuck is wrong with Kyle?
Lol damn, I guess Kyle is going FMF
by doornoooooooooob April 07, 2013
Get a FMF mug for your father Abdul.
An abbreviation for for my father. Often used by people who’s father have died to pay respects and show everything they do is for their father.
Have you seen Coby White’s FMF tattoo?
by Maghriby October 05, 2019
Get a FMF mug for your bunkmate Jerry.
"3 way" consisting of 2 females & 1 male
My girl brought her girl over last night and we had a FMF... my dick is raw today!
by Scott Free June 02, 2006
Get the FMF neck gaiter and mug.
fuck me friday - commonly occurs sometime late morning or early afternoon on a work friday when you've set cruise control, thinking about the weekend, when some work related shit show happens to ruin the vibe.
I can't believe that my as swipe boss gave me all this shit that has to be finished by end of day today, and it's already friday afternoon; fuck me! This is classic FMF.
by dannosnarf August 17, 2014
Get a FMF mug for your sister-in-law Zora.