Fuck Me Dead - Shortened and used in text messages or via instant messengers.

A way of expressing something.

Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

The name given on Football Manager when you are managing a big team but fail to beat a much smaller club, often despite having five times as many shots.

In a typical FM'ing, you'll see your strikers through on goal time and time again, only to see them spank it out the ground from a couple of yards out, perhaps aiming for a low-flying aircraft or a fan they thought was being overly-aggressive.

Most of the time the end result will be a 0-0 draw or a 1-0 defeat, sometimes without the opponents even managing a shot on target. If your opponents did manage to score the goal themselves, it will more often than not come from a striker who hasn't scored in about 15 hours of football, who it seems was just saving up for a thunderbolt from 35 yards to win the game in the sixth minute of stoppage time.

The term can be applied to real-life football matches, however it is much less frequent, as top-class strikers don't usually forget how to shoot when approximately 7 inches from the goal.

Fuck My Day. When FML (Fuck my life) is too dramatic and certain things ruin your day, FMD may be more reasonable.

Acronym for 'fuck me dead', often used when abbreviating in text messages, online messenger systems or social networking services such as Facebook, Myspace and so on.

An acronym which stands for 'fuck my dick'. A way to express anger, similar to smd.