Heaven's waiting room. Although, I doubt many of these old douchbags are actually getting into heaven. Learn to drive you old f*cks!

Small town feel, big town drama

Good mix between redneck, hispanic, and ghetto.

Absolutely nothing to do

Very few intelligent people

Lots of annoying "tweens"

Mall is a waste of space - you can see more people at a graveyard

People drink or do recreational drugs to escape their mundane lives

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A speck of shit in the black hole that is, Citrus County. Quite possibly the 7th Circle of Hell. Where old people go to torture the youth and haunt them after they've passed away in their fancy double wide while watching Murder She Wrote, eating a TV dinner, and yelling at a cat they thought they saw pass their screened window. Where the younger people destroy what's there then complain about how shitty it is and everyone's parents are sleeping with everyone else's parents.

However, you can find the young and old mingling on the common grounds of Coaches, The Loft, and High Octane. The only establishments worth a damn in the whole God forsaken county and what are they? Bars. Beautiful "Get me fucked up" watering holes. But beware of herpes and the clap.

GO CANES!

The best snowboard ever created. Stands for Burton Fuckin Light.

the most bullshit, boring place to grow up....EVER. where every teenager is high off something and everyone has insecure parents. where old people come to die and fuck with all the young teenageers just trying to get by. where the police have nothing better to do but to search around looking for trouble so they can say they did something today.

all in all sarasota is a big heap of sandy balls

A little tiny redneck town in North Florida where people date and marry their cousins. Their definition of a fire place is lawn chairs outside and the doors to a gas oven open and lit. Jasper is a town where Alan Jackson's music video "The Little Man" was filmed. It has the feel and look of a small home town. There is only one traffic light and everyone knows everyone. All of the middle schoolers and high schools go to school together and still cant reach more than 800 in the school all together.