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how's your desk looking? got any files available for download?
Link me a file - asking for a mate to bring a hot friend out. Corrupted file - ugly girl.

Folder - collection of hot girls
by gypsylover June 28, 2010
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Noun. Your files are/is your police record. Used by young people and crooks.
"Hey amigo, how are your files looking?"
"Clean, hombre, clean."
by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005
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An electronic file folder or other compiling containing unflattering videos, photos, Snapchats, texts, etc. of a friend for future roast, embarrassment, or blackmail.
*Takes picture of friend sleeping with mouth wide open* "I'll add this to my roast file." *Cackles*
by restrainyourself May 13, 2016
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These are strange things you know or suspect your ex did to you typically sneaking behind your back.
Someone contacted my friends online and accused me of crimes and perversions, I guess that is one for The Ex Files!
by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2020
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As incorporated in the Seinfeld episode "The Barber", the Penske File is the project George is given to work on in a job he may or may not have. Unsure as to whether he has the job, he is equally unsure as to what work he has to do on this file.

Thus, to refer to something as the "Penske File" denotes being given a task, not knowing what to do with it, but going along with it as if you do. This can consequently result in a lot of 'doing nothing', while looking like you are working hard.
Quote from Seinfeld: "Yes, yes of course. The Penske file. Ho ho, can't wait to sink my teeth into that. Wow that Penske. Well we'll straighten him out."

Starting a new job: "Well they told me what kind of work I'll be doing.. Didn't really understand them though... Guess I'll be working on the Penske File"
by Troy of Hobart July 25, 2011
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A nail file can be used to shape your nails to prevent hurting a pussy when fingering it.
I saw in a video that it is recommended to cut and shape your nails before fingering a woman. I never thought a nail file could be useful for a man also!
by Find a Wingman January 12, 2020
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The awesome fan following of Terry Goodkind. We are the steel against steel, so he can be the magic against magic.
Dude, have you read Wizard's First Rule?

Duh! I'm a member of the First File!
by danica42 September 8, 2012
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