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A magazine for guys to wank over. Chances are they are single.
"beers, cigs and FHM. Oh I hate my life"
by wwt November 17, 2003
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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The sweetest mens magazine in the world.

Fit bitches every month.

Go ladies confessions and girls on the sofa.
by Chris Marsh November 15, 2003
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The bombest new mens magazine. Sorry all you maxim fella's but FHM is here and its taking over.
Damn did you see Leanne Tweeden on the cover of the new FHM wearing that camo outfit. DAMN
by WICKED NINJA NUMBER420 September 23, 2003
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Don't mess with me mate, I'm FHM Vinnie me, I'll grab your nuts like I did to Gazza
by David Watts November 16, 2003
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