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Acronym for "Future Fucking Leaders of America".
An exasperation usually expressed (with any combination of eye-rolling, head shaking, and/or grimace) upon learning of some new asinine urban slang or bastardization of the English language by a member of Generation Y.
An exasperation usually expressed (with any combination of eye-rolling, head shaking, and/or grimace) upon learning of some new asinine urban slang or bastardization of the English language by a member of Generation Y.
Gary: I just want to go on record that using the word serial instead of serious is retarded.
Dave: Okay. Who says that?
Gary: T used it yesterday and I didn't get it. She explained what she meant, then I found it on urbandictionary.com
Dave: who does T know that started using serial?
Gary: she has young people at her work
Gary: My recent favorite is CLAMF
Dave: clamfuck?
Gary: co-workers looking at me funny
Dave: <sigh>
Dave: future fucking leaders of america
Dave: FFLOA
Gary: LOL
Gary: ROFLCOPTER
Dave: Okay. Who says that?
Gary: T used it yesterday and I didn't get it. She explained what she meant, then I found it on urbandictionary.com
Dave: who does T know that started using serial?
Gary: she has young people at her work
Gary: My recent favorite is CLAMF
Dave: clamfuck?
Gary: co-workers looking at me funny
Dave: <sigh>
Dave: future fucking leaders of america
Dave: FFLOA
Gary: LOL
Gary: ROFLCOPTER
by Lou Fuoliani June 28, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Future Fucking Leaders of America.
Used to describe young people who are lazy, spend more time texting then working and have no goals. Usually EMO falls into this category.
Used to describe young people who are lazy, spend more time texting then working and have no goals. Usually EMO falls into this category.
Guy1: 'my emo little brother quit his job at McDonalds, got his forehead pierced and spends all of his time texting in his bedroom.'
Guy2: 'Great. FFLOA.'
Guy2: 'Great. FFLOA.'
by xphlacoex June 28, 2007