Noun: A person who believes that much of a woman's value lies in her femininity. femininists do not believe women should be discriminated against, however "equality" with men is not their goal. To a femininists, women can best reach their maximum potential by celebrating and enhancing the physical, mental, and social characteristics that are considered feminine.

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