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Stands for "For Crying Out Loud", The original phrase being popularized by the television show Stargate. Common to online first-person shooters. Intended to parody other acronyms such as FFS.
InternetNitwit1: "FFS, leran to play ur class noob!"
OtherPlayer:"FCOL".
by ThatsMyKit June 07, 2005
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Shorthand for "For Crying Out Loud". Used in internet chats when n00bs just won't shut the hell up, or when someone says something completely unbelievable.
n00b : I just shat on my foot.
chatuser : fcol.

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n00b : Hey everybody, I just ate a live flounder!
chatuser : fcol.
by KiloWatts October 19, 2004
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It's another way of saying C.O.L ( means Crying Out Loud )
F.C.O.L means For Crying Out Loud Its better 2 say then C.O.L
OMG ( Oh My God ) why did you fall down that stair F.C.O.L
by Kristoffer R Nilsen June 02, 2007
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(pronounced "eff-call") - For Crying Out Loud.

Used as an expression of frustration. Synonymous with "Sweet Baby Ray's!"
RFT: "Hey, guys! I'm here to flirt with Amy... and any other girl!"

Man: "F-COL, Richie. Always messing up the crewnity!"
by AnonyMousssse May 12, 2010
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The acronym used in most commonly referring to the RVA BBS known as FireChat Online.
I was on FCOL the other day, and there were actually people online.
by Spazure Silicon February 11, 2004
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