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Acronym for Fucking Bullshit Ticketmaster Fees--aka, the egregiously high fees charged by the evil ticketing monopoly Ticketmaster.
Jesus God, the tickets were only $16, but after the FBSTMFs they're now $27. I can't afford that.
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