The kind of agency that would stare at you thru the computer cam and would blow up and bust down your house’s door and windows all because you were staring at 5 year old animated girls
by christiandefinitions February 09, 2019
Federal Bureau of Investigation; an agency of the Justice Department responsible for investigating violations of Federal laws.
The FBI is primarily a law enforcement agency. They collect intelligence related to domestic security and perform crime investigations.
by Dancing with Fire September 05, 2012
Computer, give me all the information you have on the 'F-B-I'
"The FBI is a government law enforcement agency."
Continue
"Insufficient data."
Insufficient data?!? Can't you just make an educated guess?
"The FBI is a government law enforcement agency."
Continue
"Insufficient data."
Insufficient data?!? Can't you just make an educated guess?
by Beebuns December 13, 2009
by Near3301 December 07, 2018
An organization of federal workers, or agents, designed to secure the US against security risks that disrupt the government somehow "clearing the picture" for other departments/agencies/forces or sending in their own forces for exigent purposes. They also have a nationwide web of phone/webtaps, informants, spies and undercover guys ("plants"). Founded in 1908 with the purpose of fighting crime more effectively nationwide, they eventually lasted through trying times such as the Prohibition, WW1/WW2 and 9/11 and continue their work today.
An agent: a suit with an signed ID. Usu. seen with a 9mm handguns, black Sedan and a red tie. *Some believe they are actually aliens.* ::GASP::
by Smkngmgc June 13, 2004