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Friday, About Fucking Time.

As opposed to, "TGIF", Which means Thank God It's Friday.

FAFT is a re-imagining of the TGIF term, because it is too soft a phrase and feels way to old and cheesy to say anymore.

When ur done a week's work, Friday's really have a strong motivational purpose. So when that day comes around, people are exhausted and just want to get home ASAP. They are fed up with working so many hours. So this phrase really brings out what we are all really thinking when it's Friday.
Wow!, FAFT!, I can finally go home and relax!
by DragonChi November 12, 2010
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A general term used to describe procrastinating in the broad sense. Also used to describe the act of doing very little or nothing at all.
"Stop fafting already and come over to my house."

"What are you and Tina up to?" "Not much, just sitting around fafting."

"What does Huss do all day?" "Nothing, he is the faft master."
by Cob September 28, 2012
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a beautiful, blonde haired blue eyed bright and vibrant girl she might as well be a golden godess
Madison is even a faft in her sweatpants and uggs.
by my movie August 21, 2007
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Adj. Fat Ass Fat Tits
Common variances include MAMT (medium) and NANT (no)
She got FAFT!

Ohhh she FAFTy

Kim KarFAFTian

Ima pass on that NANT, I got this FAFTy girl hittin me up!
by ELDtony November 25, 2011
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