Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that’s how it feel to drive a Ford F-250 wink wink wink

For the country hillbillys who like to stroke each others beards as they blow smoke out their stacks thinking they are coolest things on earth. You can see these rednecks at your local sonic fine dining establishment.

The toughest and most reliable truck ever built. Nicest lookin too. Large front bench seat works real well. ;) This truck can pull any other truck sideways.