Pronounced Feb as if abbreviating the month of February 1. A fucking English Bastard. 2. A polite way of calling an English person a Fucking English Bastard to their face. Primarily used by the Scottish, and Irish.
pardon me sir but can you direct me to the queens head pub No problem F.E.B. go to the roundabout and piss off
by imfraeglesga August 11, 2010
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Full English Breakfast

English cuisine at its best. Must include kippers, smoked haddock, bacon, sausage, fried egg, fried tomatoes, mushroom, black pudding, toast, orange marmelade and copious amounts of breakfast tea. Not to be confused with Breakfast of Champignons
A f.e.b. sets you up for the day
by Peter N Carr October 01, 2006
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Fuck everybody.

An acronym for when you are sick of the world and everyone in it.
by cdizzub April 06, 2008
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a Fake Emo Bitch
or a person who dresses and acts emo but talks and hangs around preppy people.
Why is that emo chick talking to the preps?
Because shes not emo shes a god damn F.e.b!
by OffsetServbot June 12, 2011
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fuckin' egg beater, piss poor excuse for an automobile. febs can be any make or model car with faded paint, missing parts, no exhaust, leaning to one side,bald tires.etc. usually driven by a helen.
(pile of junk rolls down street)man#1 yo,check out that f.e.b. bro!
man#2 did you see the helen drivin'that piece of shit car?
by p.ross September 02, 2006
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