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Pronounced Feb as if abbreviating the month of February 1. A fucking English Bastard. 2. A polite way of calling an English person a Fucking English Bastard to their face. Primarily used by the Scottish, and Irish.
pardon me sir but can you direct me to the queens head pub No problem F.E.B. go to the roundabout and piss off
by imfraeglesga August 11, 2010
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Full English Breakfast

English cuisine at its best. Must include kippers, smoked haddock, bacon, sausage, fried egg, fried tomatoes, mushroom, black pudding, toast, orange marmelade and copious amounts of breakfast tea. Not to be confused with Breakfast of Champignons
A f.e.b. sets you up for the day
by Peter N Carr October 01, 2006
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Fuck everybody.

An acronym for when you are sick of the world and everyone in it.
by cdizzub April 06, 2008
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This random word all over this kid's firefighter shirt. Now, its a common term with an unknown meaning. Fun to yell at people.
WHAT DOES FEB MEAN?
by Katrina&Chloe June 10, 2011
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A 'Fat Emo Bitch'. Someo one that is, fat and emo (they are only emo because they are fat and apprently black is slimming and they cry because ppl call them fat)
Oh My, Why did u get with that feb?
by Ian Pearson July 15, 2005
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