Fanus

It's where your anus is on your face.
Anus + Face = fanus

You ugly little fanus!

by Trent and Jamilah October 31, 2004

Fanus

When someone has a goatee or facial hair growth that approximates the hairy area around the anus.

Why do so many professional baseball players grow goatees that give them a fanus?

by Fanus hater September 25, 2009

Fanus

Fire Anus; from to much spicy foods. The feeling your anus gets when you eat or drink things that burn when they come out.

I went to work with a mad case of fanus from to much chicken wings and beer the night before.

Sometimes you realize you have a big day at work and you need to lay off the hot wings because you can't deal with the fanus.

by Dcline319 April 11, 2011

Fanus

A person with a really fat ass i.e fat + anus.
or
a fat ass

Man, that maths teachers a fanus
or
man that teacher has such a fanus

by dang March 1, 2005

Fanus

When you titty fuck a woman and then do a 180 so she eats your taint. So I've been told by Moses.

"When not busy wailing on my pecks, I give the ladies a little fanus......tehn I go to the Firks'"

by Googles May 11, 2006

Fanus

A fanus is a mixture of an anus and someone fat.

Pronounced: Fay-nus

Zac your such a fanus!

Zac why do you have a fanus?

by krazyguy97 December 30, 2010

Fanus

Noun: A familiar term for friends. (root: friendly anus)

"Hey fanus, what's up?"
"You're such a fanus."

by Deirdre Fanus February 2, 2006