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Not typically used alone. It is part of a spoonerism for "what the f*ck is happening" that is used to convey extreme confusion.
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
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Similar to "The Happening"

Used to humorously describe an event by comparing it to an orgy or gangbang.
'What would you call that last (video game) match against those pros?'
"The F*ckening"
by Dispassionate October 08, 2016
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Usually to imply that a large mass orgy/pillage is about to happen... Such as when everyone on your team decides to die and leaves you alone on the point, the f*ckening will now begin. If you're amazing at vidya games you may want to note that the f*ckening can be the f*ckening you are about to receive, or the f*ckening that you're about to present.
"The f*ckening is about to begin"

a few seconds later...

"double trip quaquintu team kill!"
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When a wizard engages in sexual intercourse with a female under a green moon to make Dragons
Yesterday, I walked into the forest and witnessed the F*ckening...
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n. A time period and setting in which some fucked up shit just happened, everything currently happening is fucked, and afterwards, everything is going to be fucked.
Beavus: "Hey Butthead, did you hear the orange guy from the comedy central roast is gonna be king of United America? heheheh"
Butthead: "heh, No way thats fucked, and Trump's gonna be our prez."
Beavus: "heheh, Yeah. The F*ckening is upon us. heh. Thats cool."
Butthead: "Ha yeah, now were all fucked, heh, cool."
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When something Messes you up on another level or (In Short) When something is messed the f*ck up that it affects your mentality severely.
Protege 1: DUUDDEE! Did you see this Picture?!
Protege 2: Yeahhh! It's soo F*ckening..
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