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Not typically used alone. It is part of a spoonerism for "what the f*ck is happening" that is used to convey extreme confusion.
by Sonsypants October 01, 2016
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Used to humorously describe an event by comparing it to an orgy or gangbang.
'What would you call that last (video game) match against those pros?'
"The F*ckening"
by Dispassionate October 08, 2016
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n. A time period and setting in which some fucked up shit just happened, everything currently happening is fucked, and afterwards, everything is going to be fucked.
Beavus: "Hey Butthead, did you hear the orange guy from the comedy central roast is gonna be king of United America? heheheh"
Butthead: "heh, No way thats fucked, and Trump's gonna be our prez."
Beavus: "heheh, Yeah. The F*ckening is upon us. heh. Thats cool."
Butthead: "Ha yeah, now were all fucked, heh, cool."
by hunteroftheonepiece December 15, 2016
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Usually to imply that a large mass orgy/pillage is about to happen... Such as when everyone on your team decides to die and leaves you alone on the point, the f*ckening will now begin. If you're amazing at vidya games you may want to note that the f*ckening can be the f*ckening you are about to receive, or the f*ckening that you're about to present.
"The f*ckening is about to begin"

a few seconds later...

"double trip quaquintu team kill!"
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by PolyjuiceMotion December 01, 2016
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When a wizard engages in sexual intercourse with a female under a green moon to make Dragons
Yesterday, I walked into the forest and witnessed the F*ckening...
by Aberdean Pimpinstein December 01, 2016
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When something Messes you up on another level or (In Short) When something is messed the f*ck up that it affects your mentality severely.
Protege 1: DUUDDEE! Did you see this Picture?!
Protege 2: Yeahhh! It's soo F*ckening..
by SupaScuba October 03, 2016
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A shortened combination of the two words "fucking sickening".
Did you see how dirty his house was?! That place was f*ckening!!!
by TigrrrsEyes October 16, 2016
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