Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Melvin: Wow, dude. You really got f-ed in the a on that one.
Audra: Damn right I did, my ass hurts after that one.
Audra: Damn right I did, my ass hurts after that one.
by Joe Beau December 11, 2005
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To end up feeling like your soul was just raped, losing any sense of well-being and praying that you won't get something permanent out of the deal.
John could solve the energy crisis but he got F'ed in the A when the neocons and theocons thought they wouldn't like it and they made him a person of interest and no one would talk with him after he lost his job.
by Bob Cain February 26, 2006