May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A God-Like clan on Call of Duty. If you but eZaF in your clan tag, you instantly become a God. Unlike FaZe, eZaF doesn't vlog or clickbait, they are reverse. Gaming is there speciality. They don't rise from quickscopes, they rape the other team with hardscoping.
'Holy shit it's eZaF FrostyCubez, leave this lobby immediately'
by FrostyCubez January 02, 2018
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