Eyfke is a very attractive girl who’s got a lot of attention of boys. She’s smart. She is also very sensitive. She is a loyal friend and will always be there for you no matter what. She has a good sense of humour and can make you smile even on your worst days. She is confident in her skin and has self respect for herself which makes guys admire her even more. Guys like to play her but she plays with them. She’s sometimes evil but she’s doing her best to be an angel. She is sometimes craycray. She’s also wifey material... she can cook, clean up... She can sing and dance. She walks like Rihanna. She is also very unique, Because nobody has her name. She also got a Nice body. Ass over Boobs! If you do her dirty, she will revenge you!

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."