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When your ass muscles tighten around your eyes and give you a shitty outlook on life.
My associate complains about everything, from traffic to the printer at work. They have eyeasstosis.
by The Big Camp July 31, 2021
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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