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A person so ugly he/she makes you want to punch yourself in the eyes/face.
"hey man, why do you have a black eye?"
"I saw a real eyecruncher yesterday."
"brutal."
by carleyecrunch July 14, 2013
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Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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