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A combonation of the words "extremety" and crematory". It is used to describe a pair of pants and/or underwear that places your genital extremites in an uncomfortable state of excessive heat.
BertholamuleYo ma dude i can't wear those extremetories when yo girl is around. Sumthin might pop up.

Oswin: yo dont talk like that ma nigguh. u talkin bout get wood off my bitch.

Bertholamule: damn mang i was just tryna explain myself to you on a deeper emotional level.

Oswin: sokay.
by SychoSurge January 11, 2009
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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