Someon who uses acronyms in their sentence and then immediately explain what the acronym means... therefore making the use of the acronym utterly pointless
Andy: "Hey Pete, why isn't this printing right?"

Pete: "It's WYSIWYG, what you see is what you get."

Andy: "Oh right"

*Pete walks off*

Stu: "why did he just explain the acronym? surely that is just pointless"

Andy: "he is an acronym explainer"
by maadmaxxer August 13, 2010
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When dealing with people: Saying things in order for specific persons to give you the real reasons and real factors for what their initial association towards you was, and what exactly the status quo is currently.
Explain yourself for why we bonded so well but now you promptly cut ties with me for no reason!
by Jarvis357H May 10, 2008
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a statement used when a situation becomes either undeniably irreversible or utterly impossible to explain due to temporary unfavorable circumstances. Often preceded by the "it's not what it looks like" statement. In other words: you're busted and you can't come up with a good excuse without getting beat up or yelled at.
A girl comes to a guy's house for a visit. They enjoy a good conversation. They turn on the tv. The air conditioner doesn't work so they take off a few items of clothing. They have a friendly fight over the remote and start wrestling on the ground. The guy's overzealous girlfriend walks in to see them holding eachother, nearly half naked on the carpet. The guy is shocked and says "Wait, it's not what it looks like...I can explain."
by JT the man January 01, 2008
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Everytime a plothole is found in the script of the long-running series Dr. Who, the Doctors line reads 'I'll explain later'. Not by a lack of inmagination, but of time conflicts/paradoxes in the Dr. Who universe.

This line is hugely made fun of in the 'Comic relief' parody starring Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Grant.
Doctor: Let's go...
Rose: How come the Daleks are still alive?
Doctor: hazitates I'll explain later...
by casdebom June 01, 2010
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Antonymn: "Why did God allow this to happen"?
It's such a mystery!
Until you accept the fact that God doesn't exist.
And then things become crystal clear.
Atheism explains everything.
by Leaf Earacheson August 27, 2009
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Perhaps the most popular oxymoron at the moment. Could be compared to the likes of ‘Ice Hot’ or ‘Happy Tragedy
Person 1: “I wonder what’s going on with this Brexit nonsense?”
Person 2: “Here, I’ve found this video ‘Brexit Simply Explained’”
Person 1: “Why thank you, it’s almost bittersweet. Like an Ice Hot tea”
by PsychedLimbo November 07, 2019
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