A paid shill that often goes on television pretending that they know more than everybody else to promote the false agenda of whoever is paying them. Note: they often sprinkle in facts and figures to confuse the viewer but never give an accurate picture of the issue being discussed.
The climate change expert went on Fox News today to discuss how global warming is totally not a thing and its everybody's imagination that its getting hotter and sea levels are rising.
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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A person who learns more and more about less and less until they know everything about very little—at which point, and in every context—they begin to give opinions and tell everyone what they should or should not do. —D.Mar
A progressive liberal believes they are an expert in managing every aspect of your life to your personal and professional detriment.
by Electric Ave April 07, 2020
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(1.)Someone Who thinks they knew how to do something but actually just screwed everything up. (2.)Someone who goes into a serious explanation of doing something fairly simple or unimportant like how to drive a bumper car. (3.) When something just doesn't work how you want it to. (4.) an Idiot...Nub
for 1st def:
Person: Man I really need to fix my computer.
Expert: No problem I'll help.
Person: You freakin EXPERT! You just erased my hard drive.
2nd def:
*In line to ride the bumper cars*
Expert: Now son you need to get a little distance so you can pick up speed then you want to hit them in the side.....ect.
*also in line behind expert watching him talk to his son*
Person: Expert bumper cars! Dang leave the kid alone.
3rd def:
*trying to call a friend and your cell phone says the network is busy* after the third time....
Person: expert network busy..Dang!
or when friend answers you can call him expert network busy!
Person: Man I really need to fix my computer.
Expert: No problem I'll help.
Person: You freakin EXPERT! You just erased my hard drive.
2nd def:
*In line to ride the bumper cars*
Expert: Now son you need to get a little distance so you can pick up speed then you want to hit them in the side.....ect.
*also in line behind expert watching him talk to his son*
Person: Expert bumper cars! Dang leave the kid alone.
3rd def:
*trying to call a friend and your cell phone says the network is busy* after the third time....
Person: expert network busy..Dang!
or when friend answers you can call him expert network busy!
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by jahooley April 01, 2009
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Daily Kos, some dude on the street, the old guy next to you at your cousin's wedding, the guest "expert" on whatever talk radio show you're listening to.
by B.Dizzle April 26, 2007
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Dr Mc Calm an expert on genetically modified foods and consultant for the FDA assures us that these products are safe.
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