Having to go to the restroom badly while on the highway, that one needs to get themselves into a gas station bathroom... real fast.
Oh snap! I need to take an emergency exit at that El Cheapo before I poo in my pants.
by MFinn March 08, 2010
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The act of getting out of the shower and taking a poop, without wiping yourself dry.
It was so nice in the shower, but I felt a huge one coming so I had to do a wet exit.
by gr3g_ry February 15, 2012
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A plastic bag, placed over the user's head and often used with an inert gas such as helium, thus ending all the user's problems.

May be home made or purchased pre-assembled. One should always find a luxurious, high-end exit bag and purchase it with a credit card.
Joe: "I'm pretty sick of life. I'm thinking about eating a bullet."

Betty: "Joe, I think you should consider using an exit bag. It's quick, painless, and a much better option if you want an open casket."
by PlaneGuy May 28, 2011
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To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.
You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.
by BlakeP July 10, 2008
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The phenomenon of receiving a telephone call (non-cellular) while in the process of departing one’s domicile.

“I wanted to board the 2:15 train, but I got an exit call from my cousin in New Jersey and had to take the 2:30 instead.”
by Lexicon Injection Project April 10, 2009
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