When you just can't get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain't cuttin' it...
"My gosh, it's midnight! If I'm going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, I've got to get to sleep...time to EXHAUSTERBATE!
by The Sieve August 15, 2009
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Exhaustion due to vigerous activity. Activities may vary. To exhausterbate, to be exhausterbated, the act of exhausterbating one's self.
"Man, I've been shaking this chocolate milk carton for like ten minutes, I am completely exhausterbated."

"I was totally exhausterbating myself out last night but I stopped early when I managed a Bush Doctrine."
by Collin T. Knutzen September 29, 2008
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Exhausterbator is something that makes a person exhausted by masturbating excessively. This can be done by objects such as porn devices, dildos and fleshlight which the users' addiction in using these objects cause the excessive use of the objects.
Example:
Jill: I am exhausterbated!
John: Why, Jill?
Jill: I was using my dildo last night. It is such an exhausterbator.
by winkedoodle May 22, 2014
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