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Exdeath is the villain of Final Fantasy V. He looks like a heavily armored knight, but is actually a mage. Wields a sword, but is actually a tree. He is also part of the void. So that officially makes him tree-knight-magesword. He likes to laugh a lot, which hides his true identity as a jolly old soul. His famous laugh sounds like "HURF DURF". Hates turtles, he can often be seen fighting with teleporting ones specifically, in an epic battle to the death. EX-death, that is. He also enjoys sending poor souls and inanimate objects into the void, but that's because his mother, the Cloud of Darkness didn't hug him as a child. She also has a HURF-DURF laugh, but conceals it because Exdeath is a tree-knight-magesword.
"HURF-DURF I'M A TREE"
"YOU DON'T LIKE FINAL FANTASY V? TO THE VOID WITH YOU!"
"GOLBEZ SUCKS"
"GARLAND SECRETLY LIKES MEN SO THAT'S WHY I'M MORE HURF-DURF!"
"EXDEATH IS THE KING OF ARMOR, GABRANTH NEEDS TO GET OUT. INTO THE VOID. TO THE VOID!!!!!"
"YOU DON'T LIKE FINAL FANTASY V? TO THE VOID WITH YOU!"
"GOLBEZ SUCKS"
"GARLAND SECRETLY LIKES MEN SO THAT'S WHY I'M MORE HURF-DURF!"
"EXDEATH IS THE KING OF ARMOR, GABRANTH NEEDS TO GET OUT. INTO THE VOID. TO THE VOID!!!!!"
by SSSSUPPErRrr October 04, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Boss from FFV, did a lot of things to destroy the world. Was a tree first, then he turned into an evil knight. Fought a turtle, killed an old guy and then fucked up two worlds. Finally he got all hopped up on void power and became Neo ExDeath then he died.
Dammit ExDeath get off my lawn.
by S-redd October 21, 2008
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Badass FFV villain. Started as a tree with an evil spirit,then worked his way up to having a castle and lots of monsters until he was sealed away by four crystals. Later escaped and returned to his homeworld until he gained the power of the X-Zone and became Neo ExDeath.
by 0niTTRay December 30, 2003