May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Part of the Microsoft Office Suite, Excel is a spreadsheet program that basically resembles a paper ledger sheet, or a giant table. Unlike paper, Excel makes your job easier by removing the need for erasers or calculators! It definitely makes number manipulation almost painless.
by Gearbox January 25, 2005
5
One certifiably insane and way too happy girl who loves a certain leader of ACROSS, Lord Ilpalazzo, to the point where she would run through fire and water, throw up, strip, and kill whoever he thinks needs to be killed. This includes her.
by Lord Ilpalazzo October 14, 2004
6
The quality of excelling. When you excel;
-You out-perform others,
-You are distinctive,
You have superior skills and Techniques;
-you HEAR what others don't
-you SEE what others don't.
Strangely enough, you may even have dreams about it! (E.g. song writers & novelist who dreamt up revolutionary new songs and exiting new stories such as Frankenstein
-You out-perform others,
-You are distinctive,
You have superior skills and Techniques;
-you HEAR what others don't
-you SEE what others don't.
Strangely enough, you may even have dreams about it! (E.g. song writers & novelist who dreamt up revolutionary new songs and exiting new stories such as Frankenstein
by Mystikal_echo April 04, 2007