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The chilly splash of toilet water that hits the anus after letting loose a huge piece of feces.
Whooa, Hahhh! -just had an Excalibur!
by pjskrov November 18, 2005
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When you have your penis stuck while having sex with an Irish girl and you have to pull out.

Only the true king can wield EXCALIBUR.
The other day I took a flight with Ryan Air and ended up Excaliburing the stewardess....
by BUKKNASTEAA April 12, 2019
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When engaging in fisting, insert arm to the wrist, grab hold of anything loose and pull violently.
Excuse me honey, but being your knight in shining armor I feel it is only fair that I show you EXCALIBUR!
by andy kumar April 30, 2005
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The legendary sword wielded by King Arthur, which he drew from a stone as a boy, thus becoming king of Camelot. One of the most powerful weapons in the Final Fantasy series of RPGs.
Honey, I'm off to find the Holy Grail and I'm taking Excalibur with me; call my cell if you need anything.
by LudwigVan December 06, 2003
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Actual sword given to Arthur by his servant, Merlin, who was supposedly a magician.
Excalibur can be decoded - ensis caliburnus, by Celtits (haha), meaning 'the calibian sword'
The Sword has an origin from the east part of the world, given to this king. Read the Last Legion by Valerio Massimo Manfredi and go to the Author's Note to find accurate details.
The whole sword in the stone legend must have been bullshit. Sword magically stuck to an Anvil? Wtf? But the Arthurian Legend about the king was partly fact.
by Yomommy August 03, 2005
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Extremely corrupt member of the Graalian staff. Known for shutting down Mithica and PKing Snerdly on 2k1 with Staff Boots and warping tools.
Excalibur is being a whore again.
by Snerdly March 21, 2003
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the maximum peak moment in an orgasm when you feel like youre gonna explode because it feels so great
by c0r0na September 05, 2003
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